Hillary Clinton has finally announced she will be
running for President. Yes, finally. She says this is a great step
forward for all women... who happen to be married to a former president.
Today's Joke
Olaf
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.”
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.”
Featured on August 13, 2015
blanky
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has said that he may
run for President, but analysts predict it is much more likely that he
will walk.
Featured on August 11, 2015
Obama
Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
Featured on August 10, 2015
P.J
Did you hear about Monica Lewinsky becoming a
Republican? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
Featured on August 09, 2015
NERO
Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.
A: A waist of time.
Featured on August 08, 2015
Apineash and Aliabbas
A blonde goes to the doctor's and find out she is
pregnant with twins. She starts crying and the doctor asks her what's
wrong. She replies, "I know who the dad is for one of them but I don't
know who the dad is for the other one!"
Featured on August 07, 2015
blondie
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