Friday, 14 August 2015

joke of the day

Hillary Clinton has finally announced she will be running for President. Yes, finally. She says this is a great step forward for all women... who happen to be married to a former president.

Today's Joke

Olaf

Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.”

Featured on August 13, 2015

blanky

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has said that he may run for President, but analysts predict it is much more likely that he will walk.

Featured on August 11, 2015

Obama

Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!

Featured on August 10, 2015

P.J

Did you hear about Monica Lewinsky becoming a Republican? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

Featured on August 09, 2015

NERO

Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.

Featured on August 08, 2015

Apineash and Aliabbas

A blonde goes to the doctor's and find out she is pregnant with twins. She starts crying and the doctor asks her what's wrong. She replies, "I know who the dad is for one of them but I don't know who the dad is for the other one!"

Featured on August 07, 2015

blondie